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"Resume Redone"
By Ellen Meister

TV bores you;
The web is a fright;
Your spouse ignores you;
And hobbies are trite.
Films are offensive;
Gardens weed;
Shopping's expensive;
You might as well read.
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  1. Lydia Teh9/2/07 12:01 pm

    Ted, I like it!

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  2. Ted Mahsun9/2/07 12:14 pm

    Glad you did Lydia! Don't forget to check out Dorothy Parker's original (if you haven't already).

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  3. Lydia Teh12/2/07 10:03 am

    Thanks for the link. Whoa, compact but telling!

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