Ted Mahsun

You want poetry?!? I'll give you poetry , you hacks * !!! Whenever you pet a cat, Please make sure you're not a rat, Please do be advised, That it is unwise, For a rat to pet a cat. There once was a man from Peru, Who didn't have a thing to do, He picked up a phone, Which had no dial-tone, And made a call to Kathmandu. There once was a man with a daughter, Who wanted to marry an author, Her father refused, Because of the news, That the man knew only one letter. There once was a girl with a Volkswagen, Who wanted to drive to Copenhagen, But once she got there She found it quite blehh , And drove home again with her Volkswagen. There once was a girl called Daisy, Who hated the sky when hazy, She vacuumed the air, With her mighty derriere, That wonderful girl called Daisy. There was a young man in Peking, Who declared himself to be king, He made himself a crown, Which kept falling down, That silly young man from Peking. Mwahahaha!!! * I kid, I kid... you're all nice people...